NFL Week One Fearless Predictions
for the first two weeks I will be cross posting this post here and over at
Three YardsThe football blog has suffered from ignorance and stupidity on the field and off...its FOOTBALL time now, though.
So...With all that foolishness out of the way, We NOW begin FOOTBALL season.
THU, SEP 6
New Orleans at Indianapolis 8:30 PM
This will be a shootout. Expect lots of effusive praise from John Madden for both Quarterbacks and one wow moment from Reggie Bush. Viniateri wins it at the end, though
New Orleans 35
Indianapolis 38
SUN, SEP 9
Philadelphia at Green Bay 1:00 PM
Donovan McNabb has been better than Brett Favre for almost 5 years now. The Eagles have been better than the Packers for about that longas well.
Philadelphia 27
Green Bay 17
Kansas City at Houston 1:00 PM
Chiefs GM Carl Peterson should have the Agent for Byron Leftwich on the phone by Monday.
Kansas City 10
Houston 20
Denver at Buffalo 1:00 PM
You heard it here first. Denver isn't NEARLY as good as people think, especially outside of the Mountain Time Zone. Buffalo will be much harder to beat at home than they will be on the road.
Denver 17
Buffalo 24
Pittsburgh at Cleveland 1:00 PM
Cleveland Browns fans THINK they want Brady Quinn out there. Of course if they REALLY knew football, they wouldn't still be Browns fans. The Browns are better, but not better enough to save Romeo Crennel's Job. Boy, are they going to miss that top 10 pick they gave Dallas next year.
Pittsburgh 30
Cleveland 17
Carolina at St. Louis 1:00 PM
The Countdown until David Carr/Bill Cowher PLEASE save us begins.
Carolina 16
St. Louis 31
Atlanta at Minnesota 1:00 PM
The real question...Will Minnesota score more points or will there be more Michael Vick references by the Play by Play commentary.
Atlanta 17
Minnesota 10
Michael Vick References 35
PS: Someone alert the Miami Dolphins...Michael Vick references WILL go undefeated this season.
New England at NY Jets 1:00 PM
America's favorite baby daddy has been given better receivers for a baby shower present. NY Jets fans will recieve another bag of rocks. It will be close and ugly...and no matter what happens, it wont be Bill Belichick's fault.
New England 27
NY Jets 24
Miami at Washington 1:00 PM
Miami will WISH they still had Daunte Culpepper long before Daunte wishes he was still in Miami. Washington will beat up on Miami and then the fans will be CONVINCED this year is the year. Nope, not this year either, folks.
Miami 7
Washington 23
Tennessee at Jacksonville 1:00 PM
Is Vince Young going to be better this year? Yes
Will Jacksonville wish they had kept Byron Leftwich? Yes
Next year, Quinn Gray will be the starting QB for the Jacksonville Jaguars...and there will be a white rookie for Jag fans to clamor for.
Tennessee 20
Jacksonville 13
Chicago at San Diego 4:15 PM
Nope, Rex Grossman STILL isn't very good against good teams.
Yup, LT is the most dominant offensive player in the league.
Chicago 21
San Diego 27
Tampa Bay at Seattle 4:15 PM
Jon Gruden isn't nearly the genius we thought now that Tony Dungy's Super Bowl team has crumbled around him. Jeff Garcia is going to wish he was still waiting for Donovan McNabb to get hurt in Philadelphia by the end of September. I wonder if people who gamble are familiar with how difficult it is for Eastern teams to win in Seattle?
Tampa Bay 10
Seattle 30
Detroit at Oakland 4:15 PM
If Daunte Culpepper plays a lot, the Raiders will win. Apparently he won't. But the Raiders will find a way. The Lions are FINALLY better...just not better enough.
Detroit 13
Oakland 17
NY Giants at Dallas 8:15 PM
OHHHHH are the Giants bad. But they can keep themselves warm burning copies of Tiki Barber's book while pondering what to do with that sure top 10 draft pick. Dallas will be firing up their bandwagon about halftime. With the price of gas being what it is, and the fact that Troy Aikman was in his PRIME the last time the Cowboys won a playoff game, you would think that Cowboy fans would want to wait a lil while before jingling the keys to the Super Bowl Express.
Dallas 35
NY Giants 10
MON, SEP 10 TIME (ET)
Baltimore at Cincinnati 7:00 PM
This is it...This year has GOT to be the year for Baltimore. Time is running out. A good performance by the Ravens in Cincinnati will not be a good sign for Steeler and Bengal fans. It is a near certainty that no Bengal player will be arrested DURING the game on Monday Night.
Baltimore 27
Cincinnati 23
Arizona at San Francisco 10:15 PM
If you live on the East Coast, you'll be asleep by the time this game is over so I will tell you how it ends.
Arizona is still Arizona, they just have better players. San Francisco is crawling out of the doldrums one step at a time. how far they get out of the doldrums this year is not immediately certain.
Arizona 20
San Francisco 31
everytime you see a sports fan wave a towel in the air...remember where it all started.
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