My First Tag!!!! Da Hell is a MeMelicious???

It took me over a week to see this Tag, But The Saga continues blessed me with my first tag.

In that spirit...let me get to it

Memelicious - A to Z

Grabbed from Jason (thanks for the inspiration) Via Saga: the A - to - Z.

Accent: Mid-Atlantic, with Southern words like finna and darlin for added charm

Booze: Rum...flavored, thank you...Malibu Pineapple, Bacardi Apple, etc...

Chore I Hate: So many to choose...let us settle on Folding Clothes. Ill wash them and dry them....YOU fold them.

Dogs/Cats: Cats, I am too lazy to own a dog...wait...i DO own a dog, well I take care of one...well I did until FW's momma stole it and spoiled it beyond all belief.

Essential Electronics: the pawnshop PC of the year. speaking of, The year is almost up, almost time to re-up. Got this one for 150 bucks.

Favorite Perfume/Cologne: On ME? Kenneth Cole Black or D&G. On HER? Ralph Lauren Romance

Gold/Silver: None for me thanks.

Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA (Home of the FIVE-TIME WORLD CHAMPION PITTSBURGH STEELERS, which I have not gloated about NEARLY enough.)

Insomnia: Not really, Just not enough hours in the day to do what I have to do.

Job Title(s): Operations Director, Server, Freelance Writer, Valet to the Queen, Daddy,

Kids: 2, Davey Wayne 3.0(age 7) and Davey Wayne 3.1(age 4)

Living Arrangements: Currently Living in Sin while carefully cultivating marital bliss

Most Admired Trait: Will work from cant see to cant see to make it happen

Number of Sexual Partners: Only One matters now.

Overnight Hospital Stays: Some strange kiddie thing when I was 5, Appendicitis when I was 10, a staph infection when I was 21, a near death experience with Asthma when I was 25

Phobia: Waking up at 50 and realizing I missed my sons' childhood and knowing they will never forgive me for it; Never, ever reaching the enormous potential God Gave me.

Quote: It's good to win. Only one team can win. Everybody can compete, give up his all. Everybody can grow from the experience, no matter the final score. Everybody can be recognized. And respected. It hurts to lose, but it hurts worse to be disrespected. -The Late, Great Ralph Wiley

Quote: How about you shut the hell up? -FW

Quote: I'm not talking to you about this anymore -FW

Religion: Disgruntled Protestant, but Flawed but devoted follower of the Lily of the Valley

Siblings: One, male age 28; yes he is married, and we could not be less alike.

Time I usually wake up: 7:09 am. Time I am usually useful to someone: Hard to say

Unusual Talent: I make FABULOUS drinks...so fabulous your hangover will be nothing but a slight tug at your memory of the immense amount of alcohol you drank because it was so damn tasty.

Vegetable I refuse to eat: Beets. I just won't. Looks like someone took potatoes and sopped up during a quintuple Bypass...GTFOHWTB

Worst Habit: Telling Lies about the stupidest shit.

X-Rays: Knee, Mouth, Chest, Wrist/Hand

Yummy Foods I Make: Spaghetti, Steak, Chicken Marsala, Lamb Chops over Mashed Sweet Potatoes and Sauteed Spinach. And I scramble the best Eggs in the world, even though I dont eat them.

Zodiac Sign: Gemini, and a Gemini too.

Tags? X(yes you...you back in the game, so you aren't immune),Wise, Stilt, Jameil, RPM, and EJ (put the records down and do it)